Zazzle is a place that allows you to design clothing and other things. I created a shoe that you might find amusing. I'm willing to do any requests, as long as they don't required me to "borrow" images I'm not allowed to use.
Anyway, here are the shoes: http://www.zazzle.com/boy_needs_bite_shoes-167917171529812991
You anything you want about the design if you almost like it but not quite. I just thought I'd let you all know.
I have spread my dreams beneath your feet. Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. --W.B. Yeats